Murder? Oh wait! You Mean an English Paper! Oh! OK! :: Poems

Murder? Oh wait You Mean an English newsprint Oh OKIf you ever wanted to kill someone,Like bury their consistency in your backyard kind of kill,It was probably the moment your English teach stave these wordsYour. Next. English. Paper. Is. Due. Next. Monday.Cringing, you ideate desperately for a topic to write well-nigh.A topic you feel strongly well-nigh,A topic worth 20% of your grade.Oh goodness, you begin to hyperventilate.What do you feel strongly most again?Youre only seventeen Youre supposed to know that already?So you ponder.Opposite.Opposite.A idea about the opposite of something you feel strongly about.So. You. Think. cheerful Marriage. NO You scraps to write a paper about why people. Yes, PEOPLE Should not have the right to get married.Drugs. NOYou refuse to write a paper why drugs are good.Laughing to yourself about even the thought of that, you move on to the next possibility.Alcohol. NEGATIVEYou have in mind to yourself, Hmmm In what incident does alcohol NOT m ake one olfactory property like an idiot?The stories from your English class are enough to stand by you keep that belief.Lost. Confused. You dont know WHAT to write about.So you convey the one thing you can think of, pickles.Why pickles should be eaten with unguent cheese.The opposite.Why pickles shouldnt be eaten with slam cheese.Well that fails crumbling up the goosey paper you didnt like it anyway. Loser.Amazing how a rant about pickles can be so amusing But not change state with the topic at pass away.And you thought pickles always worked. note sarcasmAnd now, you have come to your final exam resort.Murder. YOU MEAN Rewriting the English paperNot pip Goodness thats just silly.Who murders over a college English paper?You do obviously Frustration got the best of you?Check pleasePlacing your hand to your face you ponder.Your object a complete blank.You begin to think about what you had for lunch.What did you have for lunch?sigh Now youre just getting eat up the topic at hanYou cant think like this.Your mind has gone on complete shut down and you can think of nothing.Taking a break (break yeah even though you hadnt re onlyy been working to begin with) you go and get some pickles and cream cheese to calm your raging nerves.Your pounding heart.And finally decidewhy paper like this should not be assigned to college students.The opposite.why papers like this should be assigned to college students.Ok, you know your English teacher meant all the best by assigning this paper. But secretly you blame your actual illness on the stress caused by the receiving of this damned paper.